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Calvin: Bad news, Dad. Your polls are way down.

Dad: My polls?

Calvin: You rate especially low among tigers and six-year-old males.

Calvin: If you want to stay “Dad”, I’d suggest you adopt some key planks to your platform.

Dad: Some special interest groups are in for a surprise.

Calvin: Of those polled, virtually all favor increased allowances and the commencement of driving lessons.

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