Fri 22 Dec 2006
Spam Confounds Me
Posted by thenextstopwillbe under Whatnot
So I’ve started getting these spam emails that make no sense. What’s the point of these other than the amusement I get from them? To wit:
“A soggy bullfrog seldom throws an apartment building around the polar bear at a graduated cylinder for the ball bearing. Indeed, an oil filter from a cyprus mulch usually seeks a light bulb. Sometimes a green submarine hides, but a girl scout always sanitizes the paper napkin! Indeed, another fried judge figures out an avocado pit defined by a short order cook. A pig pen starts reminiscing about lost glory, and an obsequious crane takes a coffee break; however, the chestnut living with the tomato makes love to an ostensibly stoic customer. An apartment building inside a judge goes to sleep, because the movie theater near the fire hydrant goes deep sea fishing with a purple asteroid. The oil filter from a ski lodge is overwhelmingly South American.”
Indeed, the oil filter IS South American and I’ve always suspected the crane of obsequiousness. Weird or what?
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