Sat 28 Apr 2007
A History of My Appearance From Old ID’s
Posted by thenextstopwillbe under Whatnot
I found a bunch of old ID’s while going through a junk drawer today and I thought it would be fun to photograph and post them.
Photon was a laser tag place in Houston in the mid ’80’s. I think it was in a converted bowling alley on Richmond Ave. I’m guessing I was 18 when this was taken.
Close up. Check out my new-wave bangs.
Astroworld is a theme park in Houston and Waterworld was its adjoining water park. I think this was taken in ‘86 so I would be 19 here.
Close up.
I guess I just wanted to go to Astroworld this year. This is from ‘87 when I turned 20.
Close up.
My Texas DL that was cut up when I got my New York DL. Not sure exactly when this was taken but I think I’m in my mid-twenties.
Technical Note: No photoshop here, I went old school with black construction paper to hide the sensitive info. I’m retro.
Close up. You can just make out the glint from my earring.
Expired New York State DL, taken 12/27/00. That’s about a month after moving to Brooklyn. I was 33.
Close up. I always try to have a big smile for official pics. Best to avoid looking like you’ve been standing in an interminable line at the DMV since you’re gonna have this thing for a while.
The pass for the pool in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. I believe these are issued for a year so this was taken on 12/25/00. I was 33.
Close up.
Current DL, taken 5/11/05. I was 38.
Close up. The wavy lines are from a security feature on the DL.
I couldn’t include a Full pic of my work ID because our logo covers the badge and I didn’t want to reveal where I work.
Self portrait taken today after riding over the Queensborough Bridge. My name is Michael but you can call me Mr. Smirky.
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April 29th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
that is hilarious!!! and i’m referring to your bangs.
April 30th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
i love the pics….i had forgot what a cutie patootie you were when you were still wet behind the ears…and where did all that hair go???…..i really enjoyed the pouffy do…
May 1st, 2007 at 5:07 am
The TX DL gets my vote for sexiest Michael!
I would kill to have those bangs again anywhere on my head…I think you had cut them by the time we met.